Meditations #0

Mr. Fritz with one hand in his pocket and the other controlling the world with music

Meditations #0: Mr. Fritz’s Groovy Confession

Hey, it’s me, Mr. Fritz. The “coolest of them all,” or so they say.

I don’t know about that, but I do know this: life’s too short for bad music and bad wine.

Meditations #0 is my way of letting you into my weird little world—a sonic cocktail shaken with jazz, blues, and a splash of drum and bass, served neat with a garnish of indie vibes. Sip slowly, or dive in headfirst. Either way, you’re in for a ride.

Jazz, Blues, and Other Misfortunes

Let’s set the record straight: jazz was my first love, but don’t call me a purist. I’ve got blues for the rainy days, drum and bass for when the walls feel too close, and trip-pop for those existential, “What am I even doing here?” moments. You might catch me in a sharp suit, rocking sunglasses indoors like I’m avoiding the paparazzi, but don’t let the look fool you—

I’m here to play. And when I do, even the ghosts of smoky jazz clubs lean in for a listen.

The Mutation Chronicles

December 2024. That’s when it happened. You know, the “mutation.” Painful, messy, and absolutely necessary. Think of it like this: some people have midlife crises, I had a full-blown existential meltdown. Came out the other side as Mr. Fritz, a man who wears his grooves like a second skin and doesn’t care if you call it a phase. Life’s funny like that—it mutates, and so do we.

Music in Numbers? Sure, Why Not

Here’s the rundown, for those who like their music stats with a side of pretension:

• Danceability: 68/100 – Enough to keep your feet tapping but not so much that you’ll spill your drink.

• Energy: 62/100 – We’re vibing, not sprinting.

• Happiness: 60/100 – Let’s call it “melancholy with a smile.”

• Acousticness: 13/100 – Expect polished grooves, not campfire singalongs.

• Tempo: 107 BPM – Smooth and steady, just like my whiskey pour.

And the instrumentalness? 34/100.

Because sometimes the best lyrics are none at all.

Meditations of a (Possibly) Drunken Soul

Let’s be honest: Meditations #0 is less about enlightenment and more about getting lost.

Lost in the rhythm, the groove, the inexplicable urge to sway your shoulders when the bass hits just right.

It’s the right music for late-night introspection, for that moment when you realize the last train is gone, and you don’t even care.

Every track tells a story, and every story has a twist. Sometimes it’s smooth, like Chet Baker whispering in your ear. Other times it’s chaotic, like Flying Lotus reminding you that life’s a beautiful mess. It’s all here, wrapped up in a cool, mysterious bow, just like me.

Join Mr Fritz's Cult—We’ve Got Good Tunes

Meditations #0 is my little invitation to you. Come vibe with me, lose yourself in the soundscape, and maybe—just maybe—find something you didn’t know you needed. I’m not here to save the world; I’m just here to make it sound better.

So grab your best suit, pour yourself a drink (or three), and press play.

Life’s more fun when the music’s loud and the expectations are low.

Welcome to the Mr. Fritz experience—cool, groovy, and slightly tipsy.

Cheers,

Mr. Fritz